Unlike Colton Burpo, No Wire Staffers' Terrible Injuries Brought Them to Heaven

According to our coworker Google Dotcom, the book Heaven Is For Real tells about how four-year-old Colton Burpo traveled to the Great Beyond after his appendix burst. Then Ben Cosman was like, "I don't trust people without an appendix," and then Elle Reeve was like, "Um, I've had my appendix out," and told us a completely gross story